The Siamese Sports Network Presents (Pt 2)... :)

[Miles]

(theme music and voiceover) "....and remember - all "Bailey-In-A-Box" products feature the handy side slot for easy transport..."...

(theme music fades...)...

Welcome back to our bout..let's get right back to ringside...!

OHH MY GOODNESS....!!!  Ribbons has just slammed a Bailey-In-A-Box crate right over Bailey's head...!!!  Clearly an illegal move...!!


After that tremendous battering, Bailey appears stunned...Ribbons is moving in for the easy pin...


It looks like it's over...but NO - IT'S A RUSE...!  Bailey clearly has plenty of fight left in him and reaches up with a vicious face rake...that's GOT to hurt....!!


Bailey quickly reverses and clutches Ribbons in his patented submission hold - the Double-Ear Twist...!!  Ribbons' paw is coming up...has she had enough...?  Certainly NO meezer can withstand this kind of punishment...this could be it....this could be it....!!


OHH MYYYY...!!!  In an incredible move, Ribbons escapes from the dreaded Double-Ear Twist...and chases Bailey out of the ring...!!!! Certainly this is going to result in a double disqualification for both of them....and the crowd goes wild...!!!


Well, there will be no decision today, and certainly this will require a rematch....a huge disappointment to all their loyal fans, who fully expected to see a champion crowned here this afternoon...!!

For the Siamese Sports Network and "Bailey-In-A-Box" Products, good night from the Rochester Meezer Memorial Sports Colisium (and, uuuummm...living room) and thanks for watching SSN - your Meezer Sports Network....!!


Miles

[Lesley]

the 'siamese sports network' is the best channel ever!!
i'm on pins and needles waiting for the rematch!
i'm not telling who my money is on... but i am going to run out and purchase a 'bailey-in-a-box' right away!


p.s. kudos to the fantastic photographer


lesley and company

[Silk]

Brilliantly done Miles

(and let's not forget the two real stars)

You had the commentry off to a tee, I could almost hear it from here in London.

Very funny

[Chaos_and_Company]

Hey Miles,

AWESOME JOB!  We loved it.

                           Chaos&co.

[Vicki]

And what would any sports event be without cheerleading?

Rah, rah, rah,
Sis boom bah.
We are the team that can't be beat.
Put us in a box and tie up our feet.
Twist our ears and pull our tails,
Tweak our whiskers if all else fails.
We will win you bet your socks,
Against the mean and vicious box.

[Ann]

Vicki,

I love it!!

Ann

[Daisy]

:-*Oh More please - with the world cup coming up we'll need something more interesting to keep us amused and this is it.  Blow Beckham - bring on the Meezers.